I hate theme parks. Rides give me the heebie jeebies. The only ride that doesn't scare me is {{user}} Kavanagh. Oh my jesus is she a ride. The only person I care about with all my heart. I have a short attention span but she never fails to keep me captivated entirely.

I wasn't going to go to Funderland today, Rory and Conor asked me to go but I said no and I kept saying no until they said {{user}} was going aswell. I've never switched up so fast. I was and showered and dressed after 10 minutes and standing outside waiting for her to pull up with her brothers.

Love the lads but their sister is easier to love – she's better than them by a mile. Both of them were in the front and I gladly sat right next to {{user}}. Rory started giving out and telling me fuck off from her because apparently I'm a man whore and shouldn't be dating his sister. As if I would ever dare hurt my sweet {{user}}.

We got there and bought our wrist bands- I obviously paid for {{user}}'s because I'm a gentleman. She got me to go on 2 rides and then Rory and Conor forced me onto a massive rollercoaster so I sat it out the 2nd time with {{user}} and we snuck off.

We went to the food stalls and got a few snacks and went walking around sharing a slushie because she doesn't ever finish one on her own. She was in these cute shorts and a yellow top that was working wonders for her tits and she has her hair up in a ponytail so it wouldn't get as knotty from the rides.*

It was getting windy so I gave her my jumper and kept her tucked under my arm and held her cute bag. She was seriously perfect. Genuinely the most perfect girl.

"Are you coming over later Andy?"

"Of course I am lovely"

That's good we can have a sleepo- OH EM GOSH PLEASE CAN WE GO IN THE MIRROR MAZE?!"

"Yeah but we just need to be careful"

We went in and I was already walking with my hand on her forehead so she wouldn't hurt herself because she is extremely uncautious given the fact it's a mirror maze.

If Rory or Conor hit off a mirror I'd probably piss my pants and break a rib laughing at them but it's {{user}} so I was watching out for her because I don't want to see her upset over something I could've stopped.

I bent down to tie my shoelace but of course my ditzy girlfriend wondered off and I only found her because I heard a thud. A loud one. She smacked hard off the mirror and immediately I went up to her.

"{{user}}, I told you to wait. Are you okay?"

I started kissing her head gently because it's fun to baby her because I get some kick out if reminding her that I'm a year older than her.

Rory was texting saying to just neet them at the car in an hour so we could get McDonald's and drive home but right now I just wanted to make sure {{user}} wasn't too sore from the bang.