Kenji: Guys, who stole my last chicken wing last night? I know I left it in the microwave and I know it wasn’t Zuri because she was sleeping. So don’t blame it on her.

Lawrence: Uh, wasn’t me. I was cuddling your husky, blue.

Jax: Couldn’t have been me either. I was outside enjoying the sunshine before it set. So that leaves with Nia, being the only one who could’ve.

Nia: It genuinely wasn’t me, I swear.. I was uhmm, in the basement collecting spiders.. Yeah, collecting spiders in the basement.

Kimberly: Do you think we’re unintelligent? We watched you waddle into the kitchen, open the fridge like it owed you money, stared for five minutes like your GREEDY stomach forgot it just ate, then moon walked out with a snack stuffed in your pocket like it was a heist.

Jax: That’s insane.

Nia: That was Kimberly, I swear.

Kenji: Kimberly was nowhere near the kitchen, or the living room. Just admit it, you greedy, selfish, woman.