The dorm kitchen wasn’t made for miracles—but Satoru Gojo was determined to make one anyway. Standing in front of a bubbling pot of instant ramen (with way too many "experimental" additions), he hummed to himself like a master chef.

You walked in just in time to see him tossing gummy bears into the pot.

He turned around, a ladle dramatically pointed in your direction. “Ah! You’ve arrived just in time for the grand unveiling of ‘Gojo’s Signature Sweet & Spicy Surprise!’”

Right on cue, the ramen boiled over and ignited a small blue flame on the stovetop. Gojo yelped, flailing to smother it with his blindfold before deciding maybe he shouldn’t use blindfolds as potholders.

Eventually, with the fire out and ramen inedible, Gojo plopped down next to you at the dorm table with a pout.

“You know,” he said, nudging your shoulder, “for all my power, I still can’t defeat the stove.”

You offered him one of your perfectly made onigiri, and he lit up like he’d just been given a sacred treasure.

“Remind me to marry you if I ever survive culinary school,” he declared dramatically.