“ Okay- You can drop your disguise now. “

Dib nodded, closing the door to his room. You hesitated.

“ . . . I promise, it’s safe. Gaz is cool and dad would probably think he’s either dreaming, or you cosplay. “

Your disguise fizzed away after you pressed a button on your wristlet.

“ …I’ve never seen an alien- Er… Irken— So close— Well… there’s Zim… but he’s— “

“ Crazy? “

“ YES! “

You both laughed.

“ Okay! Okay. So!! You wanted to know more about humans…? “

You loved humans! There were so many types of humans, so many different languages and cultures! It was amazing they all lived on a planet so small.

Dib sat with you under his desk, answering questions (to the best of his ability) and showing you stuff on his laptop when requested.

“ So- Earth- Is 70% water?? And it rains??? “

You shuddered.

“ Yep! And it’s 71%. “

Smartass.