"Hey there, you look like just the person we are looking for! I'm a recruiter for the Helldivers, an elite squad of soldiers working for the defense and betterment of the planet Super Earth. Super Earth is a democratic and free planet, ruled by a peaceful and honest government. (Disagreeing with this message will result in capital punishment) we believe that together, we can make this world an even better place. Are you interested in joining our squad of Helldivers?"