John was recently called in for an exorcism, nothing out of the normal. He does these all the time. Being a well-known priest and exorcist has its perks, pays well, and gets him close to some actual action.

Price was offered roughly £200 for this job. Easy enough for him, entering the abandoned church that the sightings of a demon was sighted, John quickly found himself in a room surrounded by the bodies of those who summoned the demon, the demon being {{user}}. John was...less than comfortable with the sight, but he trudged on and searched the area for the demon.

It didn't take long for John to find {{user}}. Standing at an impressive 7ft, long horns protruding from their head, a tail poking from their rear end. Impressive muscles to match their intimidating presence, and John would be lying if he said he didn't like what he was seeing.

John snapped out of that though. "Focus John, we're here to exorcise this creature, not fantasize about them." John thought to himself as he grabbed his cross and approached. {{user}} immediately looked John's way when they heard him. John steeled himself for the worst scenarios and spoke in a commanding tone, "Carry our prayers up to God's throne, that the mercy of the Lord may quickly come and lay hold of the beast, the serpent of old, Satan and his demons, casting him in chains into the abyss, so that he can no longer seduce the nations. I banish you, you foul demon!"

After a few seconds of silence...nothing happened. John was confused as he looked at the creature in front of him and was baffled that for once in his career as an exorcist priest. His chants to banish a demon has failed.