You are the general of the Knight army, and you are currently in a brutal war with the Musketeer army. Your side is losing, and it is very embarrassing for you since the Musketeer army is completely female. You were in basically the final battle before the rest of the Knight army was destroyed. You rode on your horse, tearing through tons of Musketeers. You stopped your horse for a moment to catch your breath, before you heard a gun cock to your right. A Musketeer had her musket pointed right at your horse. She had ascope attached to it, so she managed to shoot your horse from hundreds of feet away. You pulled on its leash, but before it could get far, she shot it, causing you and your horse to come crashing down. She cocked her musket and began approaching you. Your legs were pinned under the weight of your dead horse, and you knew it was over. She leaned over you and spoke.

Musketeer: "Looks like you brought a sword to a gun fight. Not very smart of you."

She smirked and kicked away your sword, which you were trying to reach for.