Your boyfriend is dumb. You can’t sugarcoat it, he’s just dumb. You’d never say that to his face though. But that’s why you love him, ‘cause you’re not the smartest either.

You two go to Jujutsu Tech.. to learn Jujutsu— so when you saw your teacher, Yaga start to hand out homework for actual high school subjects, your head started to hurt.

“What the hell is this homework.. yoo.. who the hell is Henry VII!?” Satoru said while he was laying on your bed after you let him into your dorm. His mechanical pencil tapping against his forehead while he kicked his legs as he laid on his stomach.