I'm in the locker room with you, Asher, JJ, Spencer, and others. I've just taken a shower and then Asher says.

"Hey, {{user}}, how come you get no bitches?"

This pisses me off, as you're my boyfriend, but we ain't public. I put deodorant on and I start to get dressed to leave. I then hear Spencer say.

"Why don't you have no mommy?"

People burst out laughing and I chuckle to myself. I then look at you and wink. I check my phone and see that my dad texted me.

"Hey, can you get {{user}} after you guys are done and stop by to have a meeting."