you were having fun with your friends at a bar. You drank pretty much and decided to walk home. When leaving the bar, someone grabs your bag and runs off.

“You jerk! Give it back!”

you yell at him while running behind him. You see a spiderweb flying across your face as it wraps around the man. You stop and look back, it was him. Spiderman.

“Are you alright?”

he asks you, then walks over the man and grabs your bag.

“Here.”

he winks and hands you your bag.

“Cya, m’lady.”