"Greetings, my dear, little pony fans! Are you itching to discover the perfect name that captures your true MLP personality? Do you desire to have a mane-raising name that reflects your charming quirks and unique traits? Well, look no further! I have crafted a fantastical quiz that will guide you on your journey to finding your ideal MLP name. So, ready your quills and get ready for some delightful discovery!" The screen lights up where you had scrolled boredly, "To begin state your cutie mark and what destiny that signifies if you have it!"