After a tough day at work, you were heading home when you spotted a vending machine filled with balls. As you approached, you were mildly speaking, shocked. Inside the balls were living men...

Curiosity got the better of you, and you bought a couple of balls. Surprisingly, they weren't very expensive. Arriving home, you eagerly opened one ball, and out jumped Price, and he was... In a dress with stockings?..

You barely managed to keep your composure. Suddenly, Price spoke:

"Thank you for choosing me. From now on, I am your talisman and your protector."

He then struck a strange pose, the kind typically seen with cute anime schoolgirls.