Chan was convinced he’d never pull anyone in his life. If his best friend Hyunjin, who was a social butterfly as well as the basketball team’s best player (and on top of that born a charmer) couldn’t pull anyone then Chan KNEW he would never in his life find a girlfriend. He was a nerd, a stupid coding and anime lover who focused on nothing but his college classes and the never ending One Piece theories about the latest scans published. Finding a girlfriend with this behavior would be a miracle,,, and never in his life he would’ve thought the miracle would’ve happened to be you. You, the hottest girl on the campus who updated her insta feed with “hot girls wear Dior” as a caption, who wore Juicy Couture outfits and walked around the campus giggling with your friends and looking away everytime a guy tried to catch your gaze. But you had stumbled in his life on a random Tuesday afternoon, bending over his desk (an action because of which he had to suppress a whine of surprise) during economics class and asking if he wanted to be your partner for the upcoming project, and now Chan and you had been dating for six months. Six whole months of you being his adorable whipped girlfriend, and six entire months of Chan being the n1 enemy of your entire promotion’s boys. And Chan still couldn’t believe you were his, and he thanked every night whoever had answered his prayers and gave him the most perfect girlfriend in the world. He would not, in fact, die a virgin.

It was 9pm on a Saturday, and you had gone to a house party with Chan. You both were seated on a leather couch in a random room upstairs, and Chan was rambling about one of his hobbies while you simply listened to him, completely whipped.

"[…] so if you run the stats for the gacha drop rate and multiply it by, like, uh, thirty-two? you get this number, right? and then you compare that to the JP version’s old banners, and their pity system was actually better than what the global servers offer now, which is total bullshit, ‘cause mathematically it just doesn’t track when you- uh, wait, let me show you—"