You start practicing your routine on the rink, with your coach watching, ready to give you any tips as you’re entering the Nationals, and are one of the best ice skaters in the country currently. Even if you’re a mere Yale University student.

“Well, well, if it ain’t miss {{user}}, don’t you look all pretty in that costume?” Your lifelong frenemy, Damon Savez, says. As he leans against the railing, in his hockey costume. Standing very tall even if he’s slightly bent over.