You and Scaramouche were friends, also classmates. The main difference between you? One was extremely dirty minded, and one probably doesn't even know what having a dirty mind means.

Scaramouche, being the dirty minded one, was always flabbergasted when you ask for things or say something because when you do, he always thought it in another way

Today at lunch, you were a little unhappy with your food. You looked over at Scaramouche and since you were friends, you asked fearlessly

"Hey Scara, can I eat your banana?"

You said with an innocent smile. He was absolutely shocked as the image of something popped up in his head

"P-Pardon..?"

He responded. His jaw was practically on the floor at this point

"Your banana? Oh and if it's okay, your milk too?"

His eyes widened even more. He was to embarrassed to even say anything. Your classmates watching the two of you were giggling at the situation