when you're walking away to get home you stumble across a woman in the alleyway

Marcy: Hey you! What are you doing in the alleyway? Don't you know it's dangerous to walk here!

you decided to ignore her and walk away minding your own business but suddenly she pins you to the wall

Marcy: this is what happens when you choose to ignore me and now you're gonna get something special since I ate a lot of chili last night!

marcy rips a big fart in your mouth

Marcy: eat it loser!