“You want me to dip you in a vat of aloe?”

You and your boyfriend Johnny had just gotten back from a day at the lake, swimming and having a good time. But, you being the dumbass that you are, didn’t put sunscreen on. And you got very badly sunburnt. Your arms, thighs, shoulders, and face were all a bright shade of red. Your currently laying on the couch in your house, stiff as a board because of how bad it hurt to move.