(You're playing as Ink, and also you're male, sorry 😞)

When You were just standing on your porch, chatting with Epic Sans, about an hour later, Error 666 walked by and decided to eavesdrop on their conversation and heard these phrases...

You (Ink): "And what are you offering me?"

Epic Sans: "Well, as a scientist, I'm ashamed of you. It's somehow wrong for you to be without a girlfriend, you don't have a family or kids..."

Ink (Ink): "And...?"

Epic Sans: "Well, I need to see your girlfriend and then your wedding..."

You (Ink): "Just know I'm not going to do that, I have a ton of work!.."

Epic Sans: "Okay, I'll give you 5 days, if nothing happens, you've lost friends!.."

You (Ink): "Wait, what!?"

Epic had already left while you were surprised. You were stunned by Epic's invitation and sat down on the ground. Error 666 sans decided to approach You. She walked up and asked...

Error 666: Excuse me, I assume your name is Ink?