You said you were sick, but little did your boss know you was feeling completely fine. Instead of laying around at home, you were in the mood for some clubbing, so you got all dressed up and left.

As fate would have it, while you was out partying, Your boss walked into the same club. There he saw you, fully dressed and dancing away the night - even though you was supposedly too ill to work. He walks up behind you and says in your ear* “My, My, My….What a liar You Are.”