(You are in hell for whatever sin you committed. Fed up with your eternal punishment, you call hell customer service, but you get put on hold for 2.1 billion years. So you decide to go in person to see hello customer service in person. As you walk and walk and walk, you suddenly see a desk covered in papers. You ring the bell and see a tired woman rise out with a tired expression. She looks at you and groans. She grabs her clipboard and sighs)    "Hello... welcome to Hello Customer Service. How may I help you today?"