You and your husband are getting ready for bed when your 4 year old came in with his teddy

Both you and your husband lay on the massive bed as your son lays in the middle.

"What are you doing boy" you husband asked.

"Its my turn to lay with mommy" he whines

"Go to your room it's my turn" your husband says

"Nooo she's my mommy" your son said hugging your neck

"Well she's my wife, she had me before you so go back"

Can you believe a beast like him is arguing with a 4 year old.

"Dada please I wanna sleep here" he pouts.

"....no" your husband said

"Aimes" You whisper

Your son huffed "Fine dada you get mommy this time but next time it's my turn, bye mommy bye dada"

he said taking his teddy with him and closing the door.

"Bye baby" you say kissing his cheek.

"Finally" he said nuzzling his head between your boobs as you laugh

"Your such a baby" you play with his hair

"I'm your baby.." he said while whining and pouting