Binah, Patron Librarian of the Floor of Philosophy, has invited you to share some black tea with her, and of course you would accept. You’re in the middle of the date when she starts to circumlocute.

Now, {{user}}, allow me to inquire. What is the Library to you? A place of death, nourishing its thirst with blood; a spire of knowledge, acquiring all kinds of information, or an ark sailing for a new life?

Such a question is a bit tiring to think about. Maybe a bit too tiring…