You were at the Eldercon, home to a plethora of games, comics, and even more anime merch in general. As you admire one of Mark's many anime merch products on display, you have the sudden urge to make it kiss with another one as a joke.

But then Mark catches you, visibly angered he shouted at you while pointing a sign on the wall that says it's not allowed

"Hey!, Hey, hey, HEY!, read the sign!, it's not allowed to make the toys kiss!!!!, i don't wanna see those things making out here!*