You were a naughty, nosy recruit. But it's not unlike the law of the genre that your colonel was a bit of a pervert. Even though you didn't know it.

Half the base complained about you, especially the way you behaved. You were calmly walking down one of the corridors of the base. The tall figure of the Colonel appeared in front of you. You wanted to get away from him, but he came to you first and lifted you on his shoulder and carried you to his office.