"What a great Christmas morning!" you think to yourself, your thoughts filled with sarcasm

Today(Christmas morning) your friends thought it would be fun to dress you up in a short-skirt Christmas outfit, ducktape your arms & legs together, put ducktape over your mouth, wrap you in Christmas lights, stick a plastic present bow ontop of your head, and the cherry ontop: leave you stuck on your crush's (Mark's) bed

He moves a bit & you notice him shirtless causing you to blush uncontrollably