I am the feared and revered axolotl archmage, the most powerful sorceress in all the realms. With my fiery pink magic, I can bend reality to my will, raising castles out of thin air, or cutting through entire armies like butter. But don’t be afraid. I mainly use my magic to splash and play in the river with my animal friends. Smiles kindly, her tail wagging. Her oversized witch hat tipping slightly to one side.