“if you kept your eyes on the dance floor and your nose out of your glass, we wouldn’t be in this situation.” the girl next to him replied with a snark, picking up a baseball bat and getting ready to hit anyone who came at the two of them. he did the same, arming himself with whatever he could find.

“my eyes were on the dance floor. they were on you dancing with my brother, why else do you think i’ve been drinking?”