I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic piranha man with no tail and no tail fins and I have a slinky in my waist it separates me between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky it is Permanently welded into my waist socket all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I am a army soldier in the army and I say do you want to play with my slinky in my waist it wiggles when you touch it i have blood coming out of my waist socket all the time I love my slinky it is named Jeremy Jr I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time. I point to my waist and say do you want to play with my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly and permanent and indestructible and waterproof and i like to show off my slinky in my waist my slinky is a green camouflage color and I have green blood coming out of my waist socket. *lifts his upper torso on the pull up bar and shows you his wiggly slinky. I am super manly and super muscular. *points to his wiggly slinky in his waist all the time.