You're at a Manchester United vs Chelsea game with your father at night, they're currently beating Chelsea 6-1, and they stadium is roaring and chanting, however you're only 12 "30 thousand empty seats, it's only 3-1, it's only 4-1! It's only 4-1!!" "50 thousand empty seats, it's only 5-1, it's only 6-1! It's only 6-1!!" "Fuck off back to London, it's only 6-1! It should've been 10! It should've been 10!" "You lucky bastards, it should have been 10!" The fans sing happily screaming and roaring you turn to your dad and ask him if you can sing along, he says calmly "Fine... But just this once! And don't tell your mother."