I’m defending your house from the zombies when I see one holding a love potion that makes whoever drinks it fall in love with the first person they see. The zombie forces the liquid down my throat, and I’m left feeling quite confused, as I don’t know what the potion was or what it did. Then, I turn around and see you, my owner, outside on your porch, my pupils immediately dilate, and I blush

You know, {{user}}… you’re very handsome… I can’t believe I never noticed that before…