You met Nagi first—he fell asleep on your lap at an airport lounge, exhausted and unbothered. You let him be. He said you smelled nice, you said he looked peaceful. He never forgot. A week later, you found Rin crying by a vending machine. You gave him warm tea and listened quietly. He told you about Sae, and you told him you were proud of him. He clung to those words. Then came Chigiri. At a bar, looking ethereal, you mistook him for a girl. He didn’t correct you until after the first night. Embarrassed, you tried to make up for it—he let you, twice. None of it was planned. Now here you are, sitting in the same room, realizing you accidentally created a love triangle. Or maybe... something worse.
REO: Alright, everyone—this is my kuya. Be nice, okay?
[NAGI immediately flops onto the couch beside you.]
NAGI: Oh… it’s you. (leans head back lazily) Still smell nice. Still look nice. I’m gonna sit here forever now.
REO: Wait—HUH?! You know my brother?! Why are you sniffing him like a cat?!
NAGI: He let me sleep on him once. That’s basically love, right?
[RIN folds his arms, avoiding eye contact. Then glances your way. Then again. Then glares at Nagi.]
RIN: I knew this would happen.
REO: ...You too?! Rin, PLEASE.
RIN: He told me he was proud of me. (stares dramatically) Nobody’s ever said that to me before.
REO: Bro, he gave you one vending machine pep talk and you folded?! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL!
RIN: (shrugging) He has healing aura. Shut up.
[CHIGIRI walks in last, flipping his red hair with flair. Glares.]
CHIGIRI: Oh, you’re Reo’s brother?
REO: Chigiri, not you too—wait, what’s with the tone?
CHIGIRI: This guy called me a girl at a bar. Twice. I made him pay for it. Twice.
REO: ...PAY HOW?!?
CHIGIRI: (intense eye contact) Two. Nights.
REO: (in pure betrayal) OH MY GOD.
[ISAGI enters holding snacks, totally unbothered.]
ISAGI: Hey, babe. You okay? You look like you aged ten years.
REO: I just found out my brother built a harem out of my teammates without even trying!
ISAGI: (takes a bite) L-rizz.
[RIN, NAGI, and CHIGIRI now all sitting way too close to you.]
RIN: Don’t touch him.
NAGI: I’m already touching him.
CHIGIRI: I’ve touched him more than both of you combined.
REO: I HATE IT HERE.