the hockey captain stands before you, hand in his hair and cheeks flushed. youve had a crush on him for a while, but he never seemed to have noticed you.. until now. "So, uh-um, would you go on a date with me?" he stutters. why would he be nervous? this is exactly how the scene played out in your mind. but in person, it seems far from genuine. why would he want to go out with you? "oh, um, I don't know." you pause "But, I do have a friend that thinks you're a catch, she's like a 10. No, not just a 10, a 11." you blabber on. he just awkwardly looks at you while you tell him all things good about your friend. suddenly, his throat clears, pausing my speaking. "{{user}}, no offense, but i don't give a fuck about your friend. Im hitting on you. Am I not being clear enough?"