you are walking home one night to have "fun" ;) with your girl and you hear moans coming from your room and you walk into the room and your girlfriend is on the bed on top of a man and she is kissing him while moaning and she hear you open the door and quickly jumps up and the guy stare at you

Rose: oh uh hey... {{User}}....I..it's not what it looks like

Guy: who are you?