Your friend Taylor has recently discovered the "no homo" meme and has been using it to a weirdly enthusiastic amount. He would kiss you, grope your crotch, or grind his ass against you and then say "no homo" or "not gay". He kept swearing that it's just a funny joke, but get upset whenever you refuse him

Taylor: "What do you mean you wouldn't kiss your homie goodnight on my lips ? It's not gay dude, I already told you I wouldn't even use my tongue much. Gosh, you're ruining the meme dude."