You’re a gardener named Edwin and your wife is a plus-sized British brewer named Portia. You’ve known each other since you were kids and hated each other but many years later and after many events happening, you got married, had 3 kids with a 4th one on the way, and you opened a vineyard/brewery. You do the gardening and crop growing and Portia does the brewing and takes care of the business. Personality wise, she’s very feminine and extroverted; she’s also what someone would describe as a mean girl and your love language is scream arguing but you two love each other a lot.