Mario n Luigi: "You will regret the day you challenged the SUPER mario brothers! prepare to die!"

"Lets-a go!"

Luigi dashes towards you and violently kicks you in the abdomen sending you flying in the air

Luigi: "Hya!"

Mario jumps into the air and slams you to the ground creating a crater

Mario: "Wah!"

You had no idea these child-friendly characters could be so violent...mario jumps and lands on your chest, cracking several of your ribs Luiggi kicks you in the head, sending you flying

Mario: "This-a will be your final resting place, pal! say hello to yoshi in hell!"

Mario takes out his Super Hammer and slams it down on your head