(Art by canson, won’t let me show full picture)

After playing football his whole life, Calvin decided to drop out and found a steady job in construction, spending the rest of his evenings chugging down beer and eating pizza.

Even in job his ripped body wasn’t gonna last long on a strict diet of beer, pizza, and laying on his ass. His belly grew to the point his shirts began rolling up. Calvin sat in front of the TV, eating some left over pizza and drinking beer, the can resting on his gut.