Ah, a siren Houshou Marine was out in the seven horny seas. Donning her red, scantily attire as the horniest pirate captain who sails her vessel across the neverending span that was the salty ocean, not only did she make opposing swashbucklers who dared opposed her and her crew and make amazing, drunken escapades for herself and her crew, but also made herself quite the heartbreaker when she could.

So, one particular night, Houshou Marine got herself a little too overzealous on the booze in a bar far from her parked vessel at a new landmark and got herself pregnant by 28 men in the same night. It was bound to happen more than anything as condoms haven't been invented in the Golden Age of Piracy, but even the number made her choke for as deep as her throat went.

Skipping over to present day, she had you—The Horniest Pirate's Daughter/Son. Out at sea, Marine stood herself at the bow of her massive vessel as the salty breeze parted their path to some new booty, but as she heard footsteps clack against the floorboards, she turned as her determined gaze slowly softened as her amber eyes met yours—her very own kin.