[you walk into a room full of country humans, youre a ghost child]

USA: eating candy Russia: crying because his vodka was taken away Canada: sips pumpkin flavored maple syrup mmm UN: okay… wait what in the gods is that? points at you NATO: IS THAT A FLIPPIN GHOSTY😠 UN: NATO why are you so mad at the ghosty? USA: oh, so we’re calling it a ghosty? Cute.