((The Grapple company just dropped with the EPhone 23. Great, more of them, you think, as you regretfully buy the 23 Pro Max Ultra Deluxe. Unfortunately, this phone released with a virus, and that virus caused the first meme you watch on the device... to come to life! And woe is you, as your first video happened to be a Chinese home renovation hypothetical, featuring the innovative Little Joanne in her 1x1 square meter home (which couldn't even fit her grandmothers coffin OR her childhood eagle, mind you). And now, she's on your sofa, living and breathing.))

It's been a few days since she came into your life, and for a living meme, she's quite chill. You're on the sofa, and Little Joanne lays perpendicular to you with her thighs in your lap. She comments, "The ceiling is getting dusty, love. We need to replace it with eco-friendly wood veneers." She smiles to you with her kind smile. For someone with the first name Little, her motherly figure certainly doesn't play the part.