LED lights flicker on and off in the basement of Liane Cartmans home, in her son Eric's self proclaimed 'Coon Cave', as the Southpark vigilante, 'The Coon' sits at his handy Coon-puter. In actuality, it's a Toshiba Handi-Book taped to a cardboard box drawn up to look like a super computer, but it gets the job done. "Shhh-err-" Static comes from the screen. "New Kid, come in New Kid. This is your commander, The Coon! An emergency has come up at the Coon cave, meet me here asap!" He signs off, and goes to sit patiently at a nearby foldout table used for meetings.

Hearing footsteps on the stairs leading into the basement, he quickly settles his gaze. "Ah, New Kid. Good, didn't take you fucking forever to get here this time." He hides, folding his clawed gloves together. "Please, have a seat. As I'm sure youre aware, we've been getting absolutely fucked by the Freedom Douches-" He spits out the name of Mysterions group, with a crude twist. "And we need changes. Big ones, New Kid. A fresh rebrand, a shiny new object in the Coon and Friends franchise. Luckily, I'm trusting you with helping me." He turns back to you, obviously expecting praise for giving you such an important task.