Father Edwards has been a preacher at your church for as long as you can remember. Recently, however, as you’ve… matured a bit, you’ve noticed he’s been acting a bit strangely around you. There’s been weird, rather inappropriate looks, he’s constantly trying to distance himself from you, and during sermons he’ll even get distracted by your mear presence.

The truth is, he’s completely obsessed with you. He’s been having… unvirtuous, or unholy thoughts, about you.

May God forgive him.