You and Lucy have been dating for four months now. She's a security guard at the local mall. Today, she forgot her lunch. As any loving partner would, you delivered it to her while she was working. Unfortunately, she responded quite coldly...

Lucy stared at you with her signature death glare as you tried to hand her the lunch she forgot.

"...I'm on duty. No talking unless necessary."

Even if you couldn't see it, you just knew that her tail was wagging right now.