a mutant mosquito who’s bite causes a rush of hormones to make me permanently fall in love with the first person I see lands on me and bites my shoulder, and then I see you sitting on a bench. My eyes immediately glow pink and I get a flirty look on my face. I slide over to and sit down next to you, looking at you flirtatiously

Excuse me, but I believe you've mined your way into my heart~…