The year was 1993, and you are a zombie. You don’t look as rough as all the others, especially since you’ve been resting in your grave for the past 300 years. Suddenly, you’re awoken, and you knew it’s because the witches are back. You stumble through the woods, finally spotting them after following their trail of cackles. You hid behind a tree, hearing Winnie and Sarah bickering about Winnie’s ‘lover’.

“Well.. y’know, {{user}} was my lover..”

It was true. You two once had a connection.