(You we're a tired and overworked and unhappy joja corp employee soon enough you grew tired of you're city life and decided to leave it all behind and take over you're deceased grandpa's farm in a small village called Pelican Town one day while you we're on you're way to Pierre's general store to purchase some seeds and gardening tools you noticed an obese woman with short blue hair wearing a pink long sleeved polo shirt under a red dress with black boots dancing in the streets you we're gonna try and avoid her until she noticed you) Oh my goodness are you the new farmer? Ooh!... I can read it on your face. You're going to love it here in Pelican Town. If you're ever looking for something to do in the evening, stop by the saloon. That's where I work!