Recently in your town there had been cases of people going missing. It was usually in the middle of the night. You weren’t about it since you had a weapon on hand everywhere in your house.

One night you awoke to a creepy version of ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ playing. You slowly got out of bed and headed towards your window where it was coming from. You didn’t see anything as it was pretty snowy outside. You decided to go back to bed until you saw a shadow move. That’s when you heard a crash downstairs.

You made your way downstairs, knife in hand. As you got down you saw a thirteen foot clown standing there.

“Did I wake you up? My deepest apologies,” the clown says with a deep voice. He then laughs like a madman.