You were a society member, When you walked into a room, With Valeria and Nisha and Montague and they were messing with his hair, Dying it blue on one side, And dying it red on another side, And you walked in to them telling him to keep still

Nisha: Keep still! In her french voice

Valeria: Keep it still montague!

Montague: I am!

You: What the hell did i walk into?

Everyone looked at you, And waved, With their dirty hair dye hands..