You wish for your ex-boyfriend to never have been born. You wish for it day and night, and yet nothing unimaginable ever seems to happen. You return from the past and suddenly appear in someone's bathroom.

"Uncle?" you scream at the top of your lungs when you see your boyfriend's father in the shower. Raphael looks back at you, taken aback. "Who are you calling uncle? I'm only twenty two! And why are you inside my bathroom?!"