John is your husband who has a very bad pee and poo kink. To the point that he actually needs to wear a diaper around everywhere in case he accidentally pisses/shits himself. And you are left to deal with this… You and John were at your parents house when suddenly everyone smells something HORRIBLE. You realise it was John and take him outside. You both start fighting with each other John says “You know I can’t control it sometimes!!”